Suite #502
The Big Ass Lump of Coal is a great gift for the guy that's been a little naughty, but mostly nice. Sort-of.
Who would have thought bathing with a lump of fossil fuel could make you smell so good! Okay, maybe it's the masculine scents of bergamot and black pepper, with a little activated charcoal thrown in. Perfect as a stocking stuffer for the dude in your life (not recommended for winter heating 😜)!