Big Ass Lump of Coal

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The Big Ass Lump of Coal is a great gift for the guy that's been a little naughty, but mostly nice. Sort-of.

Who would have thought bathing with a lump of fossil fuel could make you smell so good! Okay, maybe it's the masculine scents of bergamot and black pepper, with a little activated charcoal thrown in. Perfect as a stocking stuffer for the dude in your life (not recommended for winter heating  😜)!

Product Features
  • Big Ass Lump of Coal features:
    • 10 oz. bar soap
    • Activated charcoal
    • Masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper
    • Made in USA by humans, not tipsy elves
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